Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
Dear science: the fact that you haven’t already invented a device that lets me scream into a bottle, close said bottle and then mail it off to someone so that when they open it, they get an earful of MY RIGHTEOUS ANGER is a constant disappointment.
Sort your fucking shit out.
I also want this. I would send you a new one every day
Are you talking about a recording device?
voicemail. the word you are searching for is voicemail